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Hi. Welcome to Hell. You want an explanation, don't you? Okay. Well...
here it comes!
We all have a conscience, right? Well, mines is a cat-girl named Honeykat
and a devil named Hellmage. Strange, ain't it? Yes, Hellmage lives...
down there. Unlike most of the occupants there, Hellmage usually
dwells in a little Hellhouse. The weird thing is that my good conscience
lives in Hell, too. Moreover, she lives with Hellmage, which causes quite a
squarrel. What scares me more than that is that the next day I wake up, I'm
in Hell! Literally. So I have no where to go... except for Hellmage's
place.
So now I have no choice but to live there. And Hellmage has no choice but
to let me stay because if I go somewhere else and be blasted into oblivion
by something your mom told you not to touch, she'll have to find someone
else to torture or work at a Candy Shop. And that's no fun. No fun at all.
My oh my, and speaking of "fun"....
What with all of the annoying arguments my conscience gets in, you don't
expect living in Hell to be a breeze (pun intended). Soooo, there's
Adventures in Hell. Adventures that are just plain ol' funny junk. The world
has gone mad I tell you... Mad! Stark-raving mad!! So if the world is
going bonkers, why not have a preview of what will happen in the
future by often visiting this page? Beware of the future. Bewaaaare.
And that's my explanation. Now that you've read the intro, get out there
and read a book. Or better yet, an Adventure in Hell. They can be updated
almost at any time. Usually it's once a week, but it can be longer when I
feel like I want to be a big lazy pain in the... nevermind. Look at it this
way, you can use this as an excuse to convince your nagging parents that you
had your dose of summer reading, and you can make them feel proud about you
up until they finally find out what a whole bunch of poppycock your summer
reading is.
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